Thursday, June 19, 2008

Anybody Missing a Foot?

A fifth human foot was recently found washed up on the shores of Canada and Canadian as well as American officials are encouraging citizens to take inventory of their own feet as well as their children's. Obviously some may not be physically able to see their own feet in which case one should consult a friend or neighbor to take a look for them.


ray said...

Caution: horrible puns ahead

Oh Ambie, didn't you see the news? They caught the guy. Here are the reasons he gave for doing it:

He said the severed feet were part of his shrine dedicated to Kenny Loggins.

He said his realitor told him to increase his square footage - he was then berated for thinking that 5 was a square number.

He said he was trying to teach a lesson to all those that were "crying because they had no shoes..."

He said that he'd always wanted to capture footage of the Canadian coastline.

He didn't know what the fuss was all about, it wasn't like he was dealing arms.

He said he was trying to become the yang to Vishnu's yin.

But in the end, he turned himself in when he realized that in addition to lacking feet, he also didn't have a leg to stand on.

Ambie said...

Perhaps a group of people have taken the phrase "get off your feet" too literally.

good puns.

Cheryl said...

I'm sitting here shaking my head with a goofy grin on my face! Thanks, girls!!