Saturday, April 12, 2008

A Gun in Exchange For Your Balls

In other news.... India is now offering free gun permits for men who get vasectomies. Hmmm .... disgruntled emasculated men running around with weapons.Hey maybe they think that the after the men get snipped they will not experience the testosterone induced urges to commit crimes and will instead decorate their new rifles with gemstones and flowers to make them more pretty.


Do you think Alex will agree to get clipped if I offer him a new gun?


9 comments:

ray said...

So instead of making life, you're taking life. Makes sense. I know, why don't they just send them to Singapore instead of arming them?

SUP3RH3R0 said...

Ha ha ha, sounds like they are getting tired of all the people in India. Also sounds like they are getting bad medical advise. Oh well, I don't care as long as they don't point the guns at other countries, except maybe Pakistan. Hey maybe that is what they are doing. This might be their way of having a draft. Anger men and give them a gun and hope they don't use it against their own countrymen, but at other countries.

Tim said...

The logic is simple. A gun poses no threat if the user is shooting only blanks.

Dave said...

Maybe they should just shoot whoever shows up to participate in the program before they can actually make *the trade*, thus saving those so-called men any further public shame.

Seriously, I don't know any males that are anxious to trade their jewels for *aynthing*...

Ambie said...

I'm just wondering if a few counseling sessions or maybe some interpretive dance lessons provided as an avenue for emotional outlet will be thrown in, after all when a guy loses his man-card it can really be a sad thing.

Mama Mia said...

Okay I am laughing at your header...nice art work! I hate to say this, but my husband would go for it....no more babies and a gun...he would be in heaven...so let's keep this a secret from him :)

ray said...

uh, yeah, the "art". We're on a budget here (of $0) and neither of us are artists. So we're go for the abstract-express-my-anger look. Your blog looks fabulous, though. Do you hire yourself out?

The Ivey Family said...

is this an attempt at gene pool cleansing??

Mama Mia said...

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