Friday, September 5, 2008

...and then there were ten

When God told Adam and Eve to "multiply and replenish the earth", Alex and Ambie took it seriously. I think they have mixed in the term "exponentially" to the "multiply". So congratulations, my dear friend, on the birth of your seventh daughter (ten children in all)! I'm sure she'll fit right in in no time.

You know what this means, Ambie? You will never be free of those panting, glassy-eyed teenage boys trying to break down the door and scale the walls of your house. They're like a pack of hungry zombies except what they're looking for is not "brains" (it starts with a "B", though).

there is no
the end

7 comments:

Cheryl said...

Congratulations!!! I hope Ambie and baby are both doing well!! Pictures and details???

Tim said...

OMGosh. Had no idea you had so many kids. Congrats.

Heather said...

Congrats Ambie. I don't know you except from the blog but I am however so excited for you. Please take care of yourself and give that new baby big kisses. Oh the wedding bill that will come from 7 girls!!! Send them to Vegas!!!

ray said...

remember that 5 of them are adopted so she hasn't been pregnant 10 times. Of course, they've given her a couple lifetimes worth of stress so it probably comes out even.

One girl is married so far and we just barely survived that one. I suggest locking Penny, Star, and Whitnie in their rooms for the next 5 years. Of course, zombies have their sneaky ways...

Cheryl said...

It might be a little late for Pennie!! ;p) Boys already have her number, so to speak!! The trouble with locking them up, by the time they are ready to be let out, Alexa and Olivia will need the cells!!

Ambie said...

gosh thanks everyone... I feel like Miss America. But with giant boobs errr.. feedbags

Cheryl said...

Whooo Hooo!!